The Confederation of Sarronyn is officially declaring a defensive war against the Bikini Bottoms; an unsanctioned (by the actual leader of the Northern Kings) attack by one of the highest ranking members of the Northern Kings, Edsgarth, without notifying the leader beforehand was made on the Bikini Bottoms, in an effort to remove them from the well in the arena; he was assisted by Metior50; it's unknown if Metior was merely acting under orders or not. Fenris tried to settle this peacefully, but Hamburger refused. As such, the Confederation is honoring its alliance and entering the war solely to force the Bikini Bottom's forces out of the territories of the Northern Kings that were not a part of the war (IE, not protecting Edsgarth or Metior50); If it is determined that Metior was only acting under orders, this protectiong will extend to him.

Under no circumstances will we extend the war to attack the Bikini Bottoms in their own territory, unless they attack us in ours first. Any attempts to do such by members of the Confederation will be met with attack by the Tri-State Alliance's forces.